| Bio | Mel likes to wax her hair, present a radio show, write for this website and talk about herself in third person, as if to give off the impression she paid somebody to write this for her, or perhaps some fan demanded to be given this fantastic oppurtunity. She's referred to as an egotistical swine; "big head" might be the phrase commonly used, yet she takes this all in her stride, and checks her reflection at least twice a second, laughing off suggestions of her vanity. Sarcasm is most definitely her forte it would appear. |