Jack Johnson - If I Had Eyes

Funny thing praise. You can let it go to your head. There's nothing like a short sharp shock of an insult/justified criticism to snap someone out of the dangerous path they are traversing, dragging along as they do, the sheepish and misguided fools to their island in the sunshine..

As such, here is a message to Mr Johnson: TAKE YOUR FUCKING OBSCENELY BLAND AND VACUOUS LIFT MUSIC AND SHOVE IT WHERE THE SUN DON'T SHINE! (Where incidentally the lack of vitamin D inspires some kind of human feeling and soul from time to time..)

The sooner this moron gets 'Laid Back' in a wooden box the better. If you had EARS instead Jack you would surely hear the errors of your ways..