Eagles of Death Metal were dumped off the Guns N' Roses tour over the weekend after what appears to have been an 'unconvinced' reaction from the US fans.

Not a massive story you might think, however extra points go to the band Axl Rose described as the 'Pigeons of Shit Metal' for their creative reply.

"At first the audience refused to welcome us to the jungle, but by the time we took our final bow, it had become paradise city. Although Axl tried to November rain onour parade, no sweet child o' mine can derail the EODM night train. We say live and let die."