Todays show at the Guildford Boileroom started with a shot of tequila before getting out of bed.

We arrived at the Boileroom to find that we weren't able to sound check as people were camped outside the venue in tents and makeshift teepees. There were only two tickets left on the door which is amazing cause it is a 250 cap venue.

By 6PM there was already a 200m queue down the street of people waiting to get in for this night of extreme rock and/or roll. They were drawing straws to see who would get the last ticket. So the gig was ridiculous - completely rammed, titties flying everywhere, sweat pouring onto the masses - we went down a fucking treat. No, we went down like a lead balloon. Everyone hated us because we weren't metal and people threw shit at us. It's lucky though cause Lisa and Lloyd were there and Lisa got onstage and then the crowd got involved. Afterwards we signed some boobs and got really drunk.

THE END.