Just when you thought it was safe to go out listening to music The Spice Girls are threatening the UK with a tour.

Yes the Ginger Minger, Skelator, Whinging Scouse, Dancing and Skint Spice are threatening to announce a UK tour next week. Lets just hope it is just that bad news and not worse - like an album.

They have all successfully failed at having any decent hits alone and only scouse spice had any real chart success - mores the pity.

With all the band reunions and tours this year there must be a few skint stars out there. But lets be honest don't you just wish the Spice Girls would go away and get real jobs, instead of inflicting themselves on us yet again.

Next Week is a bleak week for the music industry if the Spice Girls get back together.