After the controversy caused by his 'Merrymaking at Your Place' contest where he tried to set a world record for the most house parties happening similtaneously across the country, young reveller Calvin Harris has put together a guide on how to party responsibly here with the following message:

"Hello there, well alot has been made of my attempt to get into the record books with my amazing party extravaganza (that's what i'm calling it nowadays) on August 18th, including various sections of the media outing me as a 'hate figure for parents' which i was trying to keep a secret as i know i have a huge parental fanbase.

That aside, it was suggested that i provide a helpful video blog to set out some key points you should remember when planning your party.

So in order to do this, i nicked my Dad's car, and during my joyride* i took some time out to explain how to party in a responsible manner.

However, i forgot all of the main points bar one, and ended up rambling for about 4 minutes.

*its a joke (in case the Daily Telegraph are reading this)"